This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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