You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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