Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
My vagina is very pro this idea
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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