i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
