so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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