what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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