I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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