doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I supernannyed him into submission
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Randomize
