I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
