sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
As shirtless as possible
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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