Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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