i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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