how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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