It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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