Sry I called you an 8
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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