How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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