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Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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