Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I am available for nakedness
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