I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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