You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
We need a shit load of segways right now
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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