Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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