Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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