sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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