No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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