sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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