she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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