He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
