What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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