its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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