I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I think my moral compass just broke
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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