True but thats because hes a fetus.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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