I don't remember. Are we still dating?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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