ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
