I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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