If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
We had to coat check the pizza.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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