he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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