it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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