We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize