Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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