zippers are such a cool invention
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Randomize
