Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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