i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
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