So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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