i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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