Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
My ass is underappreciated
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Randomize