So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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