Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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