I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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