Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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