...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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