I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I want to walk on stilts...naked
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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