we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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