I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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