I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Randomize
