She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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