You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Randomize
