I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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