Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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