He asked me if I "almost moaned"
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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