I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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