My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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